Note to self; texting and bathrooms don’t mix like 2 chicks and no dick…find yourself in serious shit. My blackberry fell in the toilet and even though I was BEYOND quick with my reaction, I wasn’t able to save it. This happened to be on the same exact morning that the charger to my janky ass laptop broke. And since I am without cable, I was ready to scratch my eyeballs out. I ended up getting a new blackberry, but my laptop is still useless so I’ll just be updating this blog via blackberry until further notice. And since typing on this thing blows; here’s a random update in list form.
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their powers, Zeus split them into two parts; condemning them to spend the rest of their lives in search of their other halves. Deep shit, right?
Goodness gracious, the verses spewing from Lil Wayne lately have put him into my top 10 rappers out right now. This is amazing coming from someone who used to despise Weezy. The funny part about that is; most Weezy fans claim “I prefer his old shit”. Say whaaa?! He was wack back then! I feel completely the opposite. It took him a while to find his niche, but I love it.
Suddenly becoming a Drake fan, if that’s what you are, that’s okay! You don’t have to front like you been on him. Blasting ‘comeback season’ in your cars talking about you miss the ‘old Drake’. I see right through that bullshit so don’t pretend you were bumpin that when it first came out when in reality, you’re just catching up. Keep it real.
I appreciate honesty but there is a way to be honest without dismissing other peoples feelings and if you can’t tell the difference, then you m’dear need to re-evaluate your life. Because your self proclaimed honesty can only stem from self hatred and misery. Its not that we can’t handle the truth. You’re mean. Evil even. Point blank.
Maximillian & Clayton > everything. With brothers like the ones I’ve got; who needs niggas? They’re at the ages that losing their virginity is everything so they think they grown and getting slick with their toungues. I don’t really care though, I know how it feels to be young, dumb, and full of cum. I’m just gonna let the lil niggas bask in the glory of some pussy for the time being.
And lastly, I think there’s a chance that I kind-of sort-of, quite possibly, might be in love with you.
March 25th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
that bites what happened to the blackberry. no matter how many people i knew dropped theirs in the john i was to stubborn to stop bringing my cell everywhere with me.
that story of creation is interesting but i burnt out on love & significant others & shit these days.
weezy = i agree. the new shit he’s been dropping i like… before i was anti. & as for Drake. i finally looked it up, didnt know who people were talking about. that’s just jimmy from degrassi to me. but i guess he must be koo with his music since lex likes it ;p im sure it wont be long til i hear something of his. still it’s weird…. that’s jimmy!
(damn you typed all that on your bb?!)
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March 25th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
*too
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March 26th, 2009 at 3:34 am
I remember ppl literally laughin at me when i told them he was on degrassi. “Aww nigga that corny crakka ass shit gtfoh that nigga garbage. Put dem franchise boys back on” was said to me all through 06-07. Now niggas qouting verses on the facebook and myspace like its biblical. I smh cuz i wonder how big he would be if he wasnt fuckin wit wayne.
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March 26th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Damn and i always find myself bringing my blackstorm and laptop in the bathroom with me. lol whether it’s to take a shower or bath my shit is always with me. a far distance but with me none the less.
lol@ fake drake fans, my boyfriend is blasting him like he just came out i had to school him. then he had the nerve to tell me i’m just now getting up on him. it’s funny though.
that sucks you have a stalker. ugh and a chick at that. that’s creepy. good to see you finally have a website i remember when you were on blogger or whatever those sites were called.
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March 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
First i’d like to commend you on an awesome job of Crackberry typing…second i’d like to join the stalker club where do i sign up… third…. umm yea wayne has been hot just now reach a maxium potiential i hope he dont fall off with this crossover album… Drake i aint gonna lie i been bumping his album but i did go back and do my history so i know of the old drake he was hot then too… Honesty, i feel holds no bars for feelings ” if im an asshole now and i keep it real whats the difference if i say it nice”…. tell the lil bruhs… get it where they fit in strapped up of course!!!
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March 27th, 2009 at 3:32 am
yes…I wish they would hop the fuck off drake, its annoying as fuck. for niggas who been listening since comeback season atleast.
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March 27th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Honestly…Drake is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me. Lol. That might sound groupie-ish but his shit is just unbelievable.
His dreams are coming true though…can’t be anything but happy for him =)
and I know you love your Joe Budden ….JoeBudden TV is the shit!
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March 27th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Oh my gawd, you wrote all of that on your BLACKBERRY?
Wow, you’re crazy hahah, but I’m really impressed. No spelling errors no grammar mistakes, it’s as if you typed on an actual keyboard!
But anyway, I’ve studied greek mythology a long time ago, and I NEVER knew how humans were made. And after reading that fun fact, it sounds romantic. LOL
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March 27th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Sorry you dropped your bb and the laptop took a shit. Hope it works out for you, but mean time – fuck the stalkers, it’s amazing how they just come running up on everything you got. smh – Anyhoo, I’ve never commented you before but I love your blog and I linked you on my site
we have each other on twitter and youtube but I wanted to say hi, so hi! lol
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March 30th, 2009 at 12:27 am
This the type of Blog the worlds been waiting on…Funny, informative and ENTERTAINING!!!! Keep up the good work hun!
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March 30th, 2009 at 1:01 am
I don’t even know who Drake is.
Twitter is definitely a stalker’s dream. I got rid of myspace and any and every community site I can think of, just to find myself on twitter…the most public forum of inet emotions ever.
This is why you need insurance on your phone. If I destroyed my blackberry today, I will have a new one tomorrow. Free of charge.
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March 30th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Girl dont get me started on the whole stalker topic cuz I could talk for hours about the shit thats been happening to me over the past few days when it comes to those. Facebook and twitter have been the source of all my problems which is why my accounts are locked up now…lol
& I am one of those people that is like why is everyone on Drakes dick now. I wasn’t following him back when he first started but I had the pleasure of hearing a song a friend of mine was producing for him called “overdose” ft Travie and mickey facts and then actually meeting him in the studio before I knew he was even such a big deal. I actually respect him more being I’ve met him in person and he didnt give off this “im the shit” vibe even tho lyrically Im not going to lie he is. Hes very down to earth and I sure the hell wont forget going to see saw iv with him and his boys…lol they are really funny people.
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March 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Texting in bathrooms = not a good result…
Someonee else put me uhp on drake… I think the first song I heard was brand new or somee shit with waynee idk… but that was this year so does that makee me a fakee drake fan =\
Lol @ the stalker thingy… I find it funny cuz I havee been on both sides of the fence however I never had as much bravado as she to makee it known that I was indeed stalking… however oncee I gained somee self esteem I no longer needed to caree about the chicks in the past…
A nigga will be just that && if his heart is still elsewhere it was never really minee to begin with && how daree I be upset over something that wasn’t minee to begin with…
Now I can laff at thee silly bxtches who do that shxt to me cuz I remember when…
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April 7th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Your stalker is mad scary…is there no way you can stop her seeing your twitter..lmao
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April 20th, 2009 at 2:19 am
You can block ole girl from twitter…but from the sound of it, she’d probably just create another page and follow u w/ a “alias”.
So Zeus is part of the reason why everybody is runnin’ around tryin’ to find their “other half” to “complete” them.
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April 25th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
wayne was not worse back then girl
but i agree he has gotten better with time,and he has been going off as of late
whats some of ya favorite verses from him this year ?
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