Mmm…scrumptious!

cooking, food, love 2 Comments »

I’ve been procrastinating on even attempting any of the things on my list of things I want to start cultivating, especially learning to cook. However, as me and my boyfriend discussed how we both feel like we’re slowly commiting suicide with all this fast food and gas station junk while eating Wendy’s earlier, I knew it was time to take control of my health. The greasiness had us leaning over our tables declaring we had the ‘itis’ and couldn’t possibly walk any further. I mean, have you ever seen someone leave a fast food joint looking happy, perky, or energetic? No. Everyone looks drained, lazy, and sad. Now, I doubt I’ll ever be some health freak because let’s be realistic; I love food. It’s delicious. But I’m vowing to refrain from eating out and to stop being so terrified of a damn spatula. Not just to be thin, but for the sake of my arteries. And to be thin, too.

At first, when Shon looked at me for dinner, I used every excuse I could come up with to prolong the process. But maybe this was the incentive I needed to get me started on perfecting my skills as the world’s top chef, and get me to eating at home. Plus, it’d save us money and a tighter budget is essential now that I’m more than likely moving in. I’m no Samantha from Sam Vs. Food but I’ve got to admit, I was more than proud that I was able to pull off an entire meal without a fire truck ending up at the apartment. It was a simple collation that only consisted of italian style chicken breasts, creamy corn and baked potatoes but hopefully this will motivate me to try more complex meals. I’m excited.


…and a special shout out to Shon for not only being the first dude to send me a dozen roses just because but being the first person to ever send me flowers, period. Ily.

Kush and Orange Juice

youtube 7 Comments »
I’m just as disappointed with my inconsistency over here at ab.com as you all must be, but life’s been hectic so please excuse my absence. I lost one of my few mother figures recently which caused me to see life in an entirely new perspectve. I don’t want to get morbid on my blog but in the wise words of Kid Cudi, “The moon will illuminate my room and soon I’m consumed by my doom.” To make up for my blatant neglect, I decided to make a video. It’s literally just me rambling about cups, dead birds and children movies but at least you get to see me in motion. The title has absolutely nothing to do with the video; I just so happen to be listening to the mixtape.

Hope you all enjoyed. Comment and subscribe. And please, use this Friday to moonwalk the night away in honor of the thriller maker. I miss you so much, Mike.

untitled

love, poetry 9 Comments »

He told me about girls and how they’re all the same.
They’re all gold diggers and love to play games.
They toy with his mind. Want money and not time.
He then went on to tell me how good girls are hard to find.
And he’s so sick of falling for what a girl pretends to be
‘I wish they’d be less of a bitch and more of a friend to me’
I sat back and listened hoping that he’d have an epiphany
And see the girl he was lookin for was right here within me
He’ll realize I was here the entire time waiting patiently
He’ll say ‘wow love was in my face all along waiting for me’
And finally we could live happily ever after together
Sure it hasn’t happened yet but I’ll hold onto this fantasy forever
Or maybe things could take a turn for the worst
And I could end up with the dude that realized it first

© Alexis Belon

wardrobe malfunction

photos 15 Comments »

A lot of people saying fuck me. Problem is they be telling everybody BUT me…


(yikes; nipple slip :XXX)


(I tend to pretend my Dell is Mac because I want one so badly)

walk with me

music, youtube 6 Comments »

Since I steal internet from my neighbors, I unfortunately don’t have a strong enough connection to catch Joe Budden’s live stream so you can imagine my surprise when a friend emailed me this video of him on blogtv mentioning me. Awww ;] I don’t appreciate him referring to me as a bitch but I’m his “favorite fuckin’ person in the world to follow” on twitter – which is why all of you should too ! – http://twitter.com/alexisbelon – Having my favorite rapper in the world be familiar with who I am is truly dope and what’s even better, I credit all my internet fame to him. Because half of you wouldn’t know who I am if I hadn’t made a video about his ass. ILU mouse <3

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