Let’s be randumb; shall we?

+ It boggles my mind that so many people swear by my words. Wtfeezy for? Majority of my time is spent arguing with myself. The rest of it is spent thinking about food, art and music. I constantly contradict myself and I am probably the most conflicted soul you’ll ever come accross. Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known. [[Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.]]

+ The kids on that new MTV show ‘Taking the Stage’ are incredibly talented and this is one reality show that actually deserves to be on a channel for Music Television. I sit there in ‘awwwee’ at the music and choreography these teenagers compose. There hasn’t been a song Mia has written that I haven’t absolutely loved yet. That chick is a musical prodigy. Damn, I wish I had the privelege to attend a highschool that polished my crafts instead of telling me the things I was most passionate about were unrealistic.

+ The only difference between ‘love’ and ‘in love’ is ‘love’ is a verb/noun…it’s something you do or feel. ‘In love’ is an adjective to desribe the state of being when you love someone. I hate when someone says ‘I love you, but I’m not in love with you.’ STFU! That makes no sense! Why are you trying to make love more confusing than it already is?

+ Why the fuck is ‘Marley and Me’ such a sad fuckin movie? It’s just like ‘Click’, you expect it to a funny movie and then it turns out to be a tear jerker. No beuno.

+ Cassie’s breasts should’ve made me a lot happier yesterday morning than they actually did. Mines are better. Her face is drop dead gorgeous but I stopped obsessing over skinny girls years ago. I am, however, really inspired to get my nipples pierced now.

+ Rihannas nudes for the motherfuckin win ! Cassie who? I have totally been turned heteroflexible for RiRi.

+ Eminem’s album leaked so me and Shady are gonna sit back with some marijuana and do some bonding…just like the good old days. This is gonna be a bittersweet moment since the only albums I was looking forward to this year was Joe Buddens, Asher Roth, Keri Hilsons, The Dream, Jadakiss, Drakes mixtape and Eminems album. Now I have nothing to look forward to.

+ My birthday is May 13th. I can not fuckin believe I’m going to be 22. I feel like crying everytime I think about it.

+ And lastly but not least, what are the girls in Panama eating? I need to be put on their diet.