So, on this edition of ‘Where Are You Lexxxii??‘, I introduce you to my girl crush and current obsession, Amber Rose. I really tried to avoid featuring Ms. Rose because it’s just corny to put Kanye’s girl on a segment I stole from his blog, but I really can’t help myself. Everytime I see a picture of her, my jaw drops. Normally when I say I have a girl crush on somebody, it merely means I think they’re sexy but this girl right here could actually bag me. There’s just somethin’ about her ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude. Not to mention she’s mulatto and half of that mix is Italian – just like moi ;]

“I like eatin’ pussy too.” – Amber Rose

If Kanye can do it, so can I.