A day in the life of your not so ordinary average jane... by the name of alexis... with a capital A though, which makes it Alexis. +1 for grammar. I'm 20-something, I live in NJ and I used to do drugs. Well I still do. But I used to, too. In a nutshell, my life is a series of unfortunate events, Lemony Snickett don't have shit on me. My weaknesses include emotionally unavailable men, stoner movies, cupcakes, and doing hoodrat stuff with my friends. Want to know more? Click here .

- you paint a pretty picture but the frame is so ugly.
- nomad
- closer to my dreams
- open relationships
- before you judge me...
- just a friend
- the wall (an original poem)
- an eager beaver
- nights in rodanthe
- houstatlantavegas