After being linked to a website who’s main motive pretty much is find occult meanings and illuminati symbolism behind all the music, videos, and movies we all know and love today (those are a bunch of clickable links I want you to check out for all my slow people), and discussing it with a few friends, I decided to sort my thoughts out in a blog. Most of the articles just prove that people read way too much into things/symbols, especially if it benefits their argument and some of them *coughJay-Zcough* seem to just purposely throw shit in their videos, fashion and logos for the sake of attention and controversy. However, these four posts on Gaga (also clickable) managed to raise an eyebrow simply because in true Gaga fashion, the symbols are just blatantly obvious and being Stefani’s biggest fan EVER, I feel compelled to play captain save-a-ho and defend her.

First and foremost, the idea that these celebrities are pushing subliminal messages in our face is null and void because… well before you pointed it out, who’s going to connect being satanic with goats? I certainly wouldn’t have. A subliminal message is like.. if you keep seeing golden arches and you suddenly want McDonalds. Is ‘Bad Romance’ about obtaining fame by any means necessary? Duh captain obvious; that’s Lady Gaga’s entire image! And because of her “get famous or die trying” attitude and willingness to sacrifice whatever to get that glory, it doesn’t surprise me that Lady Gaga puts indirect representation of selling your soul to the devil in her videos. I mean, because… isn’t that what most people in the industry are doing? Majority of the most famous a. nd most successful people in the world sold themselves to get where they are. I can’t deny that she’s using satanic symbols in her art, but that’s because it’s ART and they’re just symbols. What’s a symbol to someone who doesn’t believe in it? Nothing. I don’t think Lady Gaga is a part of the illuminati or a freemason, I think she’s just promoting the idea of secret societies.

And what’s so bad about being a freemason anyway? I know some and they seem to be great men. Is it because they’ve maintained such a level of secrecy for so long that it’s easy to speculate and draw up your own c. onclusion? To call them devil worshippers is just ignorant. There’s no link between freemasons and the illuminati and I highly doubt the illuminati still exists. Nonetheless, after Lady Gaga’s amazing performance at the AMAs last night and her blatant usage of horns, claws, fire & emphasis of the spine, I just can’t wait to see how vigilant citizen breaks that one down because conspiracy theorists crack me up !

Let’s be randumb; shall we?

+ It boggles my mind that so many people swear by my words. Wtfeezy for? Majority of my time is spent arguing with myself. The rest of it is spent thinking about food, art and music. I constantly contradict myself and I am probably the most conflicted soul you’ll ever come accross. Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known. [[Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.]]

+ The kids on that new MTV show ‘Taking the Stage’ are incredibly talented and this is one reality show that actually deserves to be on a channel for Music Television. I sit there in ‘awwwee’ at the music and choreography these teenagers compose. There hasn’t been a song Mia has written that I haven’t absolutely loved yet. That chick is a musical prodigy. Damn, I wish I had the privelege to attend a highschool that polished my crafts instead of telling me the things I was most passionate about were unrealistic.

+ The only difference between ‘love’ and ‘in love’ is ‘love’ is a verb/noun…it’s something you do or feel. ‘In love’ is an adjective to desribe the state of being when you love someone. I hate when someone says ‘I love you, but I’m not in love with you.’ STFU! That makes no sense! Why are you trying to make love more confusing than it already is?

+ Why the fuck is ‘Marley and Me’ such a sad fuckin movie? It’s just like ‘Click’, you expect it to a funny movie and then it turns out to be a tear jerker. No beuno.

+ Cassie’s breasts should’ve made me a lot happier yesterday morning than they actually did. Mines are better. Her face is drop dead gorgeous but I stopped obsessing over skinny girls years ago. I am, however, really inspired to get my nipples pierced now.

+ Rihannas nudes for the motherfuckin win ! Cassie who? I have totally been turned heteroflexible for RiRi.

+ Eminem’s album leaked so me and Shady are gonna sit back with some marijuana and do some bonding…just like the good old days. This is gonna be a bittersweet moment since the only albums I was looking forward to this year was Joe Buddens, Asher Roth, Keri Hilsons, The Dream, Jadakiss, Drakes mixtape and Eminems album. Now I have nothing to look forward to.

+ My birthday is May 13th. I can not fuckin believe I’m going to be 22. I feel like crying everytime I think about it.

+ And lastly but not least, what are the girls in Panama eating? I need to be put on their diet.

Dear Drizzy,

This relationship is moving too damn fast. I mean, I just got into your music a year ago and as soon as I hold you dear to my heart as my new favorite underground artist, you wanna drop a mixtape that shoots you straight to the top. It was too overwhelming to go from being one of the few to actually know of you to hearing 3 of your songs in a row every friday night on hot97. You started popping up everywhere. All my friends away messages, statuses, ‘every girl’ was rockin in the clubs, I couldn’t escape you. Then you have the fucking nerve to start booking interviews and shit? You’re fuckin smothering me Drake, let me breathe! And how dare you walk in the studio while I’m in there all willy nilly knowing I’ve been obsessing over your music for the past year? I can’t believe you. Then you looked at me with them sad puppy eyes like you expected me to say something knowing damn well I wasn’t prepared to take this big step in our relationship. Of course I was stuck on stupid! You completely caught me off gaurd and I froze. I blew it. But it’s ok, you’ll be back. And next time, there will be no choking.

xoxo,
alexis b.